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The Director’s Cut vs. Christmas… AGAIN!!!

Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys get a few special guests on and have themselves a Holiday Spectacular! Featuring: Phil Gunn, Sean Gandert, Becky Vogsland, The Merkin Man, Davenport, Zon Son of Thor, and Debra West! Listen in as the guys are taught to love movies, once again! What’s that you say? You wish it were a musical too? Well you’re in luck because it TOTALLY IS A MUSICAL!! It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about Christmas!

The Director’s Cut vs. Tron: Legacy

Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys went to see Tron: Legacy. Again, Ollie didn’t see it. Some of us are starting to think that Ollie’s lost his passion for film. That said, Dan gives a great review and answers all of the questions that Brian and Ollie have. Davenport calls-in and hits the guys with a shocker. Brian hit us with the latest on the internet, and scooped the gossip (once again). Lastly, Dan’s girlfriend comes in and the guys play 20 questions, and they count down the top ten nerd movies! It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about Dan’s girlfriend!

The Director’s Cut vs. The Tourist

the tourist
the tourist
This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys (I mean Dan) went and saw The Tourist. So they (I still mean Dan) gave us the most comprehensive review we could possibly ask for. In fact, it was so good, that it leaves Ollie with little to say (because he didn’t see it). Also, Brian’s back to giving us the latest in gossip and dirt in Hollywood and on the Internet. Plus, we play the Ollie The Idiot game not once, but twice. Sean had a great pick for The Elitist corner. Dan hangs tough has he tries to overcome a cold, and Ollie tries to nurse him back to health. It’s the Director’s Cut, the show about touring the inner-most private places of your private parts.

Next week: Tron: Legacy

The Director’s Cut vs. Black Swan

Black Swan
Black Swan
This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys slip off their shoes and slip into some ballerina slippers. The reason is because they saw a screening of Black Swan, and had a LOT to say about it. Also, Brian reveals that he’s fostered a kind of physical attachment to the DVD itself. Let’s just say this; if he could, he’d marry it. Plus we hear from Sean and he’s got a theme appropriate pick for the Elitist Corner. Don’t forget that we have a ton of listener mail that we’ve been sorting through, so be sure to send us yours now. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about ruffling some tail feathers!

The Director’s Cut vs. Faster

faster
faster
This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys went out to see the Rock’s newest flick: Faster. Well, let me take that back. Ollie went out to see Faster, Dan and Brian have been doing some extra credit in viewing a number of other movies that we really can’t tell you anything about quite yet. All I can say is that we’re quite privileged here on the show. Speaking of privilege, Sean Gandert stopped into the studio and gave us his newest pick for the Elitist Corner live and in-person! Plus, as always, we take your calls, play games, and prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that Ollie truly is an idiot. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about manly movies.

The Director’s Cut vs. Unstoppable

UNSTOPPABLE
UNSTOPPABLE
This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, Dan and Ollie are unstoppable! Well, the never-ending train of insults, pranks, and general mockery is unstoppable at any rate. Dan and Ollie go to see the new movie (featuring trains) and give the audience the low-down. Plus Dan reveals an interesting and important new occurrence in his life, which prompts Ollie to quickly improvise a new and challenging game for the listeners called: Rate Dan’s Date (that may have given it away). Plus, as always, we have your top ten list, and much more. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about Dan’s dates.

The Director’s Cut vs. wedding movies!

wedding
wedding

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys talk about their favorite wedding movies. Why? Well that’s top secret, but what I can tell you is that they slipped off to Moab for a great weekend. No, they didn’t get married, so get that out of your mind. Don’t worry though, last week’s show had all of the goodies you’ve come to expect from the likes of Dan, Ollie, Brian, and the rest of the gang. Brian’s got some interesting news for the listeners, along with gizmos and the like. It’s the Director’s cut, the guy’s show about nuptials, movies, and booze. (not necessarily in that order.

The Director’s Cut vs Jackass 3D vs Red

jackass-3d
jackass-3d

This week on the Director’s Cut, the listeners get a two-for-one! Dan went and saw Jackass 3-D, while Ollie saw Red. It was a jam-packed show, but there was one problem: it was total chaos! Brian delivered the goods as far as news goes, so fret ye not, but for some reason Brian was a man possessed, and had a number of seemingly coded messages for the guys and for the listeners. On another topic: Dan and Ollie have indefinitely switched roles, and now it is Ollie who’s the level head, and Dan is the grouch. Believe you me, Dan was in rare form. Finally, as per usual, the guys have your top ten list (about retirement), and play fun games. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about going totally insane.

The Director’s Cut vs. wild card movies

Lots o movies
Lots o movies

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie see a ton of movies! Ollie sees this, Dan sees that, and what you end up with is a TON of info. Speaking of a ton of info; Brian gives the guys a nice, neat, and organized format for the show, with lots of information, and instead of talking about it, they go on and on about naked women. Good job guys. Plus, there’s a very special guest in studio: Sean Gandert! He sits-in to give us the latest pick for the Elitist Corner, and the guys get a few calls from Tin Pan to play the new game, Before and After! It’s all on the latest edition of the Director’s Cut, the show about… naked women?

The Director’s Cut vs. The Social Network vs. Relationships?

the social network
the social network

This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, the guys talk about The Social Network… or do they? The show goes off without a hitch, Brian does his news, they talk about DVD releases, etc. However; when the show gets to the point were the guys would normally talk about the movie, a strange thing happens- they don’t. Instead, they use the opportunity to chat, in detail, about Dan’s recent and unfortunate breakup. So as a warning; the guys didn’t talk about the movie at all. They did, however, both say, “see it.” Plus, the guys unveil a new game, and count down the top ten list (so not too much was out of place). It’s the Director’s Cut, the show about being sad.