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The Director’s Cut vs. Water For Elephants

water for elephants
water for elephants

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie get a little off the beaten path. Yes, they do the review. Yes, they talk about the latest in DVDS. Yes, they actually talk about the theme of the show: movies. But at the same time, they get on to do a lot of unexpected topics. Dan and Ollie have some phone with the telephone, bust a flow, and make Brian nice and mad. Trust me, just listen to the show. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about making Brian mad.

 

 

 

The Director’s Cut vs. Arthur

Arthur-Russell-Brand
Arthur-Russell-Brand

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie have Debra West (Ollie’s wife) in the studio and Dan takes it as an opportunity to suggest hypothetical scenarios as to how they got together and who’s feelings may, or may not have been hurt in the process. Plus, Brian calls-in with a crazy story about an open mic night that he went to. It didn’t end well, and Brian’s new-found intensity gets way out of hand. Sean has the latest for the Elitist Corner, and the guys talk to their favorite indie band: Loomis And The Lust! Oddly enough, with everything that they had to do, they didn’t review the movie. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about movies… but not really.

The Director’s Cut vs. Source Code

source code movie
source code movie

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys check out Source Code and let you know whether or not you should see it, or skip it. Almost immediately, Brian calls-in and complains about the Rovio (which was totally out of context). That led Dan and Ollie to start thinking up pranks to play on Brian. This kept the guys off topic, and they went on a rant about things they hate- namely local films. Plus, Dan gets some time on the therapy couch; can Ollie save his psyche? Sean tells us about the Sci-fi that true nerds like, and they talk about the top ten movies about travelling back in time. It’s all on the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about reliving the past.

The Director’s Cut vs. Take Me Home Tonight/ Beastly

Take Me Home Tonight
Take Me Home Tonight

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan reveals to Ollie that he and Brian really don’t like him… at all. Plus, Brian gives us a very interesting bit of news for the second half the the show. Also, Casey Messer call-in and give us a female perspective on Beastly, and Sean Gandert calls with his pick for the Elitist Corner. Finally, Dan asks Ollie some intimate details of his new marital sex-life and Ollie tries to avoid the question. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about Dan asking really inappropriate questions.

The Director’s Cut vs. Hallpass

hall pass movie
hall pass movie

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie talk a bit about the movie, and a lot about taxes, relationships, old Farrelly bros. movies, and themselves in general. So what’s new? Unfortunately, Brian’s not in this week, but Dan does spend 90 minutes insinuating that Ollie’s already been having extramarital affairs. Ollie spends those same 90 minutes denying it. Plus, we hear from Sean Gandert, who’s got an academy award related pick for the Elitist Corner. All this a so, so much more. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about accusing each other of cheating.

The Director’s Cut vs. Unknown/ I Am Number Four

Unknown
Unknown
This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie pull yet another double feature out of the hat for the listeners! Dan saw I Am Number Four, and Ollie saw Unknown. Although there was plenty to talk about, movie-wise, the guys still made plenty of time to talk about their personal lives (like always). Brian provides awesome content from the net and gives us the latest in gadgets and gizmos! Plus, Sean has an animated movie as a pick for the Elitist Corner! Who freakin knew?! It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about personal stuff.

The Director’s Cut vs. The Roommate

The Roommate
The Roommate
This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, things go back to normal. Dan is back in charge and it’s as though nothing ever changed. In fact, the listeners get a double review! Dan goes to see The Roommate, and Ollie sees Sanctum in 3D. What happens? Oh you know, the same as always. Dan makes some inflammatory statements, Ollie goes along with them, Sean calls and makes everyone feel guilty for not watching some art film that nobody cares about, and Dan insults Ollie for about a half hour. See? Totally normal. Right down to the part where the guys talk about hot chicks. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about normalcy.

The Director’s Cut vs. The Green Hornet


The Green Hornet
The Green Hornet
This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys battle crime with fellow vigilantes from The Green Hornet. Well, actually that’s not true. Dan and Brian don’t really battle crime as much as they just try to avoid it. Ollie’s out this week, so there’ s no Ollie The Idiot this week, but there’s plenty of wacky humor, great news, Elitist picks, and much more. Dan and Brian give the review of Green Hornet, and whether or not you should see it, or just skip it. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about the Green Hornet.

The Directors Cut VS The Company Men

the company men
the company men
This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie talk about The Company Men. No, not any men belonging to any company that you’re in or even know of. It’s the star-studded new Oscar-bating flick about the recession and unemployment. Fortunately, Brian’s in the house to give us the latest news and abuse from Hollywood, the Internet, and beyond because otherwise the show would have been quite depressing. As a bonus, Dan also saw No Strings Attached, which later inspired a story from Ollie’s long-past womanizing days. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about unemployed “F” buddies.

The Director’s Cut vs. Season Of The Witch

Season Of The Witch
Season Of The Witch

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys watch Nick Cage’s latest flick: Season Of The Witch. There were a number of interesting things said during the show, and some of them may actually have pertained to the movie… then again, maybe not. Brian scooped Hollywood and the internet, once again, to give the guys and our listeners plenty of conversation pieces for the week. We also hear a bit from Sean as to why we need to see his latest suggestion on The Elitist Corner. Plus we have a the lovely, Casey Messer in-studio to give a review of Country Strong (and you can bet your @#$%, we played the Big Sausage Game)! It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about compromising positions!

Casey Messer
Casey Messer