Tag Archives: Dan Gutierrez

The Director’s Cut vs. Unstoppable

UNSTOPPABLE
UNSTOPPABLE
This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, Dan and Ollie are unstoppable! Well, the never-ending train of insults, pranks, and general mockery is unstoppable at any rate. Dan and Ollie go to see the new movie (featuring trains) and give the audience the low-down. Plus Dan reveals an interesting and important new occurrence in his life, which prompts Ollie to quickly improvise a new and challenging game for the listeners called: Rate Dan’s Date (that may have given it away). Plus, as always, we have your top ten list, and much more. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about Dan’s dates.

The Director’s Cut vs Due Date

road-trip
road-trip
This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Brian go it alone because Ollie goes MIA. The top ten list is road trip movies. Brian’s got great info, Dan talks about the box office, they take some calls, you know… it’s all good. Be sure so send your listener mail in with questions for the guys. For those of you who like to booze and view, be sure to check out Sean’s Elitist Corner, where he pairs up a cerebral flick with an adult beverage for your viewing pleasure. It’s all right here on the Director’s Cut, the two hours show about the movies! Next week: Unstoppable.

The Director’s Cut vs. Halloween movies

HalloweenFlashers
HalloweenFlashers

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys have a huge job to do. Instead of seeing just one Halloween movie, they decided to talk about their favorites and compile a top ten list of Halloween movies. Dan’s still pretty salty from his break-up, so as one could probably imagine, he’s a grouch. Brian did a bit of his patented “talking in circles” again, and Ollie went along for the ride. It was both scary and educational. It’s the Director’s cut, the guy’s show about Halloween.

The Director’s Cut vs. wedding movies!

wedding
wedding

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys talk about their favorite wedding movies. Why? Well that’s top secret, but what I can tell you is that they slipped off to Moab for a great weekend. No, they didn’t get married, so get that out of your mind. Don’t worry though, last week’s show had all of the goodies you’ve come to expect from the likes of Dan, Ollie, Brian, and the rest of the gang. Brian’s got some interesting news for the listeners, along with gizmos and the like. It’s the Director’s cut, the guy’s show about nuptials, movies, and booze. (not necessarily in that order.

The Director’s Cut vs Jackass 3D vs Red

jackass-3d
jackass-3d

This week on the Director’s Cut, the listeners get a two-for-one! Dan went and saw Jackass 3-D, while Ollie saw Red. It was a jam-packed show, but there was one problem: it was total chaos! Brian delivered the goods as far as news goes, so fret ye not, but for some reason Brian was a man possessed, and had a number of seemingly coded messages for the guys and for the listeners. On another topic: Dan and Ollie have indefinitely switched roles, and now it is Ollie who’s the level head, and Dan is the grouch. Believe you me, Dan was in rare form. Finally, as per usual, the guys have your top ten list (about retirement), and play fun games. It’s the Director’s Cut, the guy’s show about going totally insane.

The Director’s Cut vs. wild card movies

Lots o movies
Lots o movies

This week on the Director’s Cut, Dan and Ollie see a ton of movies! Ollie sees this, Dan sees that, and what you end up with is a TON of info. Speaking of a ton of info; Brian gives the guys a nice, neat, and organized format for the show, with lots of information, and instead of talking about it, they go on and on about naked women. Good job guys. Plus, there’s a very special guest in studio: Sean Gandert! He sits-in to give us the latest pick for the Elitist Corner, and the guys get a few calls from Tin Pan to play the new game, Before and After! It’s all on the latest edition of the Director’s Cut, the show about… naked women?

The Director’s Cut vs. The Social Network vs. Relationships?

the social network
the social network

This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, the guys talk about The Social Network… or do they? The show goes off without a hitch, Brian does his news, they talk about DVD releases, etc. However; when the show gets to the point were the guys would normally talk about the movie, a strange thing happens- they don’t. Instead, they use the opportunity to chat, in detail, about Dan’s recent and unfortunate breakup. So as a warning; the guys didn’t talk about the movie at all. They did, however, both say, “see it.” Plus, the guys unveil a new game, and count down the top ten list (so not too much was out of place). It’s the Director’s Cut, the show about being sad.

The Director’s Cut vs. Wallstreet: Money Never Sleeps

Wall-Street-2
Wall-Street-2

This week on the Director’s Cut, the guys take on the crooks and criminals on Wallstreet, and America cheers. Money changes hands from the Director’s Cut to the economy and never comes back; guess who won that battle. Anyway, Brian soothes the Wallstreet burn with a heavy dose of news, abuse, gadgets and sluts. Well, not really sluts, but who can tell the difference? Plus the guys talk to Sean, and get yet another mind-numbing alcohol/movie coupling with the Elitist Corner. Finally, Dan and Ollie talk with Zon, son of Thor and scream Odin’s name to the very halls of Valhalla! It’s the Director’s Cut, the guys show about being guys.

Thor looks on with pride
Thor looks on with pride

The Director’s Cut vs. The Town

The Town
The Town

This week on the Director’s Cut radio show, the guys go head-to-head with the multi-“talented” Ben Affleck and his first venture into acting, directing, and writing. Brian talks a bit about what’s new in Hollywood, and then goes on to touch on gadgets, gizmos, trophy wives, and more. Plus, Dan and Ollie chat for a bit with the founder of Nerdcore, MC Frontalot. Don’t know what Nerdcore is? Neither did Ollie. learn more at www.frontalot.com. Also, Brian goes on a swing-dancing date with Rebecca, and Ollie gives him one chance in three to seal the deal. Oddly enough, Sean does him one better and gives him 2-to-1 (he must’ve known something that Ollie didn’t). Finally, they count down the top ten list and wrap things up… it’s the Director’s Cut, taking odds on everyone’s love life.

BONUS!!! Take our poll on how Brian’s date went on Saturday night!

Brian wants your privates
Brian wants your privates

The Director’s Cut vs. Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D

Milla's got her eye on the Director's Cut
Milla's got her eye on the Director's Cut

This week on the Director’s Cut, the the guys take on the latest installment of the undead movie franchise, Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D. Milla’s still super hot, but does she still have what it takes to save what’s left of the world from the T-virus? Find out what Dan and Ollie say. Plus, Brian’s got some very informative news about Lawrence Fishbourne’s daughter as it relates to the skill vs fame scale. The guys also chat with Sean and his latest pick for the Elitist Corner: Breathless (to be accompanied by a stiff, Grey Goose Vodka Martini). Plus, they talk with Carlos Miller and how he’s been arrested for simply taking photos. Listen-in to find out why! It’s all on the Director’s Cut, the greatest EVER. P.S. Next week we’re talking with Zon, son of none other than Jon Mikl Thor! Be sure to tune in!

Zon Mikl Thor!
Zon Mikl Thor!