I was wearing a blindfold. Had glass of whiskey in one hand, the other was bare. I reached out before me amongst the dozen half empty bottles of random other liquids. Like a mad scientist, shaking a bit of this and pouring a bit of that. I bring the liquid beast to my lips. A grotesque slather reaches the back of my esophagus, I gag, water runs to the edges of my eyes. My chest is on fire, the demons within are lashing their pitchforks against lining of my heart. Tears are on the brink escape, like the day I asked out my high school crush and she told me she doesn’t feel the same way. Now my body is aching, my mind is on fire, my movements are slowed, my eyelids droop. I can feel my brain, it’s soft and fuzzy. The alcohol so potient, if I had a car, I’d be an illegal motorist. I place the glass down on the table and remove my blindfold. One drink, plenty. The taste of this concoction will never be forgotten, even though the randomness of the ingredients handicapped us from ever recreating the horrid debacle of an alcoholic beverage, again. So what now? The drink needs a name. A way to forever remember the honor of this lavish drink. But since we are a movie show, we asked for your help in titling this drink with a movie title.
On a side note, we review Tropic Thunder.
We count down the Top Ten Movie Titles that can double as an Alcoholic Beverage
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