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The Directors Cut – GO TO HELL!

Cute Hellgirl dressed in a skirt at a comic conventionHellboy II: The Golden Army is in theaters and this week and we give it a small review. Our Top Ten List is top ten movies from hell! We took your suggestions and compiled your votes and by the end we have found the definitive best hell movies. Davenport skips out early and KY gives us a call, Ollie has recovered from his girlfriend, Debra gets harassed by Dan. This week we may need some suggestions for James Thatcher (Debras Nude Photo Expert) to choose from, it seems he’s not that much of an expert. Davenport has a pick, Ollie gives you Blu-ray releases this Tuesday.

Hancock – The Directors Cut! (and other dirty titles too!)

Superman, Batman and The Boy Wonder show their massive guns!

Ok, we have our minds in the gutter once again… Since we went to see the movie Hancock, we were investigating the Top Ten Movies Titles that may be mistaken for a sexual innuendo! We find them. Lots of them. Because our listeners, and our lovely Debra, is very dirty minded. Also we review Hancock, the greatest 4th of July film of all time! Ollie finds a nifty place for the union jack merkin fans of the world to unite. Davenport has a pick of the week, and Ollie gets some interesting listener mail. That’s about it this week on The Directors Cut! We need your suggestions for our top ten list next week Top Ten Movies From Hell. VOTE BELOW!

The Directors Cut 06/28/08

This is the Sanrio Hello Kitty Robot that greets all tourists to the plant

The Directors Cut is the second greatest radio show ever. What is the first? Our listeners have voted “The Teen Wolf Radio Show” as number 1… somehow. This week we have done some crazy stuff. Ollie is pissed at Dan, he won’t even return his phone-calls. In the new episode, you will find out exactly what happened. Thanks to Captain KY and a little Directors Cut twist. This week we reviewed a small film called Wall-E. We also let our listeners decide the best robot movies ever made! Davenport has another pick for you, if you’ve been listening to the show for a while it sounds like one he’s done before, guess what, it’s a sequel. Debra gets her first suggestions from her Nude Photo Expert. I think we need more suggestions from our listeners. Let’s let our expert filter out the worst and he’ll decide for Debra. We are the worst show on radio, The Directors Cut… that’s why we get away with everything. 

The Directors Cut 06/21/08

2008 San Jose Stealth Professional Lacrosse Spy Girls Dance TeamOperation code name:
Theater Thunder

Operatives Suggested:
You, The Director’s Cut listener

Objectives:
Lots of laughs and debates about movies!

Details:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review of Get Smart and count down your favorite spy / secret agent films. See Possible points of entry for further instructions. (Ollie likes possible points of entry!) Debra will have a new Nude Photo Expert to inspect and decide her next photograph set. The Studio has a new air conditioner and Captain KY assists Ollies love life. Dans girlfriend has a birthday and her mother sings.

Possible points of entry:
Call HQ (The Directors Cut) at 1(800) 893-9682, or cast your vote for Top Ten Robot Movies here, or on myspace,

Other Directives:
Tune in for Davenport’s pic of the week, send us photos of your girlfriend and we will send you stuff from our prize closet.

In the event that you or any of your team members are captured or killed, The Directors Cut will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

Love, The Directors Cut staff

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The Directors Cut 06/14/08 Goes Green!

Here is a Hot Animation of She-HulkWe at TheDirectors Cut have officially gone green this week! No we’re not some idiotic environmentalists trying to end the true green energy, Nuclear. But we did go and see the big green fighting machine… The Incredible Hulk! Yes we count down the Top Ten Alter Ego Movies and we teach you the best way to cure

Montezuma’s Revenge! This is the last week for you to get your “Nude Debra Photo Expert” applications in to us! Trust us, you don’t want to be left out of the drawing! Yes, this is the greatest Directors Cut Radio prize ever! And, we didn’t have to harvest any random hair from Ollies body to get this! So, click above on our feedback form and send us a reason why you should be the “Nude Debra Photo Expert!” Since Davenport was in Hollywood thi

s week, we didn’t really have an in depth pick. So get excited for the show we like to call The Directors Cut… Well, that’s because it’s our name.

You don’t mess with The Directors Cut!

Emmanuelle Chriqui is hot in her see through topWe review Adam Sandlers latest film, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, with the beautiful Emmanuelle Chriqui (pronounced Shreeky) Also this week, we count down the Top Ten Adam Sandler Movies, we find out whats released on dvd, Davenport has a pick to avoid and find out who made the most money in the box office. Yes we are a movie show. But we’re not just any movie show, we will kick your ass while you are sleeping! Or just throw mouse traps on you! So listen to the show, click the ads on our page, keep us alive and we bring you weekly dose of movies and comedy. Enjoy this special week of The Directors Cut… Yes Debra is back and still looking for a nude Debra photo expert. No the job doesn’t pay… but you may find a way to benefit. Apply above by clicking on Feedback Form and tell us why you must be “The Nude Debra Photo Expert!” All right here from the guys show about movies, The Directors Cut!

The Directors Cut 05/31/08

Ollie Bakes a Cake for his Friend Adam SandlerThis week on The Directors Cut Radio Show and Podcast we review the film The Strangers. We take your votes for the top ten Mask Movies and count them from 10 to 1. Dan decides to be a little _________ and sees the film Son of Rambow and gives a 2 minute review. Davenport has a pick for your dvd collection and Debra takes the week off because of her birthday. She lies to the crew about why she’s going to be gone, but she gets her birthday wish, she doesn’t have to hang out with the crew for an entire week! Unfortunately for her we are accepting your applications for Nude Debra Photo Experts. Please send us a listener mail, telling us why you should be our new Nude Debra Photo Expert.

The Directors Cut Radio Show will Eat your pants! 05/24/08

Indiana Jones and Lara CroftGeorge Lucas should be shot! How can one man mess up so many damn movies? Yes he was a great director, but now, I guess he’s just an idiot. This week his company has released a new Indiana Jones movie, and we review it. So click below and listen to us review Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. We count down the top Adventure/Quest Movies. Davenport has a new and improved pick for you to check out yourself and we read your listener mail. And one more thing Ollie, you owe Dan 100 bucks! We are The Directors Cut.

The Chronic (what?) cles of Directors Cut! 05/17/08

Ollie needs to brush his teethThe latest in Hollywood is Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. We count down the top Prince Movies and Ollie gets excited for the New Guitar Hero: Orgy Edition. Soon you’ll get to play with friends! We Review Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Davenport brings you the most insane pick of 2008. This one has been both festival and dentist approved too! So here is the latest Directors Cut enjoy, eat your spinach and make sure you brush your teeth twice a day. Unless you’re Ollie make it a third time. Sorry for the delay on the show post, Dan was in Carlsbad shooting another documentary. Something you’ll never ever ever see, unless you work in a potash mine. Love, your potash mining, guitar hero playing, nude celebrity obsessed, weekly radio show, The Directors Cut.

Start Your Engines with The Directors Cut! 05/10/08

Pigs are Racing Ollie is Routing for number 5This week on The Directors Cut we put the pedal to the metal and bring you the top ten Racing movies! You voted for them we counted them down and the winner took all! Yes, this it the fastest show on radio! Well, fast enough for a 2 hour show! We review Speed Racer and Ollie bitches. We interview Mathew Nelson Writer/Director of The Bilbee Boys, Ollie bitches. Well if you want learn something new in life, don’t listen to this episode. But, if you want to hear 5 minutes about a rash and Ollie bitch about making a Turkey type sound, this is the episode to listen to! We are the kings about movies and you are the mob shouting outside our door, standing around the guillotine, with pitchforks in hand, demanding more Debra. We are The Directors Cut your number 1 choice for movie and entertainment podcast. This week we need your suggestions for Top Ten Prince films ( Not the Purple Rain type prince)