So we count down the Top Ten Kidnapping Movies. Plus, someone has been holding Ollie’s virginity for ransom. Since that is almost impossible, because there is no way of finding out who has the sole possession of it, we deny its demands. Instead, we snack on a small log-shaped mexican treat. Also, Davenport gives us some insite on how voyeristic minors find themselves involved in his sex life. And finally, we review Taken. All this and more on the greatest show about movies, The Directors Cut.
This week we review the new Underworld film Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. This is, as you guessed it, the story about how Lycans came to be. We all went to see Davenports pick this week and are very excited for you to hear all about it! Plus, Debra gives us the latest on DVD… sell she at least tried too. We have recieved hundreds of emails for our FREE T-shirt. Thanks to all that submitted. The first 100 of you that asked for shirts, you will be getting them in a couple of weeks. For those of you that submitted too late, keep an eye out for future posts we will be having more giveaways. Also if you have an Ipod click on our subscribe button to the right and you will get our show downloaded automatically. If you enjoy the show and would like to send us a penny or two, just click on one of the ads to the left, right or on the bottom of this page. Those pennies add up if all of our subscribers helped and clicked just once.
Two movies this week, we review both Notorious and Defiance. Plus, we count down the Top Ten WW2 Movies. This is like double the bang for the buck. Since our show is free, I guess we’ve just dropped the value of our show in half! If you want to get this show on your Ipod or mp3 player click on one of the buttons on the right and get the show delivered directly to your mp3 player automatically. Also we are soon giving out shirts to a grip of our listeners. Our first 100 listeners that send us your name and address above by clicking on our feedback form will get a shirt. We mentioned it on the air once and we’re almost out of shirts. So please send it quickly and get your free shirt! You don’t pay anything. REMEMBER WE ARE THE GREATEST SHOW EVER! The Directors Cut, The Guys’ Show About Movies!
The 5 year old from Kindergarten Cop that Ollie had a crush on is now all grown up.
Odette Yustman Kindergarten Cop
She went from this.
And became this
The Beautiful Odette Yustman
And now she stars in a film called The Unborn. We can easily get a glimpse of what has made her a star. Ollie may prefer her with Arnie, but I think he prefers anything with the governator. We review The Unborn, we count down the top 10 Return from the Dead Movies. Plus, Davenport gives us a pick to remember.
The Directors Cut Radio Show Has Spirit! Yes we do! ‘Cause the Bible tells us too! Go team! This week on The Directors Cut we review the movie The Spirit and count down the top ten return from the dead movies! So we decided to show you a group of dead cheerleaders! Yay scary cheerleaders!
Also check out our latest movie called Tooth and Nail!
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Merkin Claus the Holiday Merkin Man and his Alpaca Friend Rudy!
Merry Christmas you Christians! (and any other faith that celebrates the birth of Jesus) Happy Hanukkah you Jews! (which include Dan’s girlfriend) Happy Solstice to those who like to piss the religious off! This week we celebrate capitalism by bringing a strange hairy capitalist, who is both trying to make a buck and see your girlfriend naked at the same time. Merkin Claus visits our studio for a little song, a little dance, and to corrupt Ollie’s nephew. Alpaca fur for one and all. We have also included the wonderful links to our songs so you have to download and play at your next holiday party. They are not for kids, nor are they for most adults either!
Here are the new Holiday Classics. (right click to download)
The Directors Cut Radio Program has designed a self help course for those who need to make it through the holidays. It’s a very simple 12 step program.
Step 1 Forget The Holidays
Step 2 Forget the people you would celebrate the holidays with.
Step 3 Buy yourself something you’d enjoy.
Step 4 Rent a Davenport pick of the week movie.
Step 5 Find a lovely lady/guy to watch this Davenport pick with. If you can’t find someone, come up with jokes about the film so you can send them to us.
Step 6 Plan on making love to this person you watched this Davenport pick with. If you don’t make love to them that night, make sure you play a game of sexual solitaire.
Step 7 Grab some alcohol, don’t drink too much, and take a nap.
Step 8 Realize the nap was refreshing and treat yourself to a little walk in the park. If a park is too far away, or you hate walking. Grab some 4 wheelers and drive them vigorously through the park. If this is illegal in your current location. Replace 4 wheelers with big wheels and enjoy acting like an 8 year old. (but try not to wet your pants)
Step 9 Wet your pants.
Step 10 Once you’ve realized that wetting your pants is like a warm, soon to be rashy treat, take a shower and relax.
Step 11 Realize no matter how embarrassing your sex life is… it’s not as bad as Ollie’s.
Step 12 Listen to The Directors Cut Radio Show and have at least one laugh. If you don’t laugh. Please return to step 1.
So this week we were going to review the Christmas flick with John Leguizamo. But instead, Ollie decided to fuck everything up and go see The Day the Earth Stood Still instead. Dan boycotted because he knew it was going to be filth and didn’t see anything. (he did watch Cool Hand Luke on Blueray and that kicked ass) We count down the Top Ten Movies All About Christmas, Dan also got cornered into recommending a crappy Christmas movie. So life is usual here at The Directors Cut Studio. So get excited for a very new and exciting Christmas show very soon!
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Anyhoo this week we review PUNISHER! Davenport is out, but Debra reminds us of Ollie’s first girlfriend… and it may be you, and you don’t even know it!
This week we review the new Baz Luhrmann Movie Australia. We count down the top ten movies with a Country/Continent in it’s title. Davenport tells us about a special scene in Home Alone where you can get up close and personal with Macaulay Culkin. Plus, Davenport gives us a special moment and his opinion on your listener mail and a Spanish pick from 1974.
