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He’s Just Not Into You: The Directors Cut

February 12, 2009 admin Leave a comment

We are the guys show about movies. So we decided to go see and review a chick flick. He’s Just Not Into You is not just a bestseller book. It is now one of the greatest battle cry of the dating market. It is not just us guys who are the biggest losers. It’s true, even that hot chick who sat across from you in class, (whom at times, you can see up her skirt, but still not to get too see much) also suffers from dating woes. But the dating pool she swims in, you noticed, is full of jocks or guys who either has, or wants to kicks your ass. So where does that put our show? Well We are the guys show about movies. We are kings of rejection. Our show this week is all about relationship rejections. We answer some of your relationship questions. We also make fun of Ollie. Plus, I think Davenport is going to become very pissed off due to Dan. So, enjoy our show, be a part of our lives, we are The Directors Cut.

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Taken: The Directors Cut Review

February 7, 2009 admin Leave a comment

So we count down the Top Ten Kidnapping Movies. Plus, someone has been holding Ollie’s virginity for ransom. Since that is almost impossible, because there is no way of finding out who has the sole possession of it, we deny its demands. Instead, we snack on a small log-shaped mexican treat. Also, Davenport gives us some insite on how voyeristic minors find themselves involved in his sex life. And finally, we review Taken. All this and more on the greatest show about movies, The Directors Cut.

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Underworld Rise of the Lycans Directors Cut

January 30, 2009 admin Leave a comment

This week we review the new Underworld film Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. This is, as you guessed it, the story about how Lycans came to be. We all went to see Davenports pick this week and are very excited for you to hear all about it! Plus, Debra gives us the latest on DVD… sell she at least tried too. We have recieved hundreds of emails for our FREE T-shirt. Thanks to all that submitted. The first 100 of you that asked for shirts, you will be getting them in a couple of weeks. For those of you that submitted too late, keep an eye out for future posts we will be having more giveaways. Also if you have an Ipod click on our subscribe button to the right and you will get our show downloaded automatically. If you enjoy the show and would like to send us a penny or two, just click on one of the ads to the left, right or on the bottom of this page. Those pennies add up if all of our subscribers helped and clicked just once.

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Notorious and Defiance: The Directors Cut

January 23, 2009 admin Leave a comment

Two movies this week, we review both Notorious and Defiance. Plus, we count down the Top Ten WW2 Movies. This is like double the bang for the buck. Since our show is free, I guess we’ve just dropped the value of our show in half! If you want to get this show on your Ipod or mp3 player click on one of the buttons on the right and get the show delivered directly to your mp3 player automatically. Also we are soon giving out shirts to a grip of our listeners. Our first 100 listeners that send us your name and address above by clicking on our feedback form will get a shirt. We mentioned it on the air once and we’re almost out of shirts. So please send it quickly and get your free shirt! You don’t pay anything. REMEMBER WE ARE THE GREATEST SHOW EVER! The Directors Cut, The Guys’ Show About Movies!

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The Unborn Directors Cut Review

January 16, 2009 admin Leave a comment

The 5 year old from Kindergarten Cop that Ollie had a crush on is now all grown up.

She went from this.

And became this

The Beautiful Oddette Yustman — The Beautiful Odette Yustman

And now she stars in a film called The Unborn. We can easily get a glimpse of what has made her a star. Ollie may prefer her with Arnie, but I think he prefers anything with the governator. We review The Unborn, we count down the top 10 Return from the Dead Movies. Plus, Davenport gives us a pick to remember.

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The Directors Cut Has Spirit! And destroys, “The Spirit” Movie

January 8, 2009 admin Leave a comment

: Zombie Cheerleaders – Cute But Dead

The Directors Cut Radio Show Has Spirit! Yes we do! ‘Cause the Bible tells us too! Go team! This week on The Directors Cut we review the movie The Spirit and count down the top ten return from the dead movies! So we decided to show you a group of dead cheerleaders! Yay scary cheerleaders!

Also check out our latest movie called Tooth and Nail!
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The Directors Cut Radio Show Holiday Special

December 30, 2008 admin Leave a comment

Merkin Claus the Holiday Merkin Man and his Alpaca Friend Rudy!

Merry Christmas you Christians! (and any other faith that celebrates the birth of Jesus) Happy Hanukkah you Jews! (which include Dan’s girlfriend) Happy Solstice to those who like to piss the religious off! This week we celebrate capitalism by bringing a strange hairy capitalist, who is both trying to make a buck and see your girlfriend naked at the same time. Merkin Claus visits our studio for a little song, a little dance, and to corrupt Ollie’s nephew. Alpaca fur for one and all. We have also included the wonderful links to our songs so you have to download and play at your next holiday party. They are not for kids, nor are they for most adults either!

Here are the new Holiday Classics. (right click to download)

The Merkin Man Song

Rudy The Red Alpaca

Debra the Hooker and Ollie the Tranny

Debra’s Christmas Song

I Saw Mommy Kissing Merkin Claus

Have Yourself a Hairy Little Christmas

The Night With A Mistress

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The Directors Cut Self Help Seminar

December 23, 2008 admin Leave a comment

The Directors Cut Radio Program has designed a self help course for those who need to make it through the holidays. It’s a very simple 12 step program.

Step 1
Forget The Holidays

Step 2
Forget the people you would celebrate the holidays with.

Step 3
Buy yourself something you’d enjoy.

Step 4
Rent a Davenport pick of the week movie.

Step 5
Find a lovely lady/guy to watch this Davenport pick with. If you can’t find someone, come up with jokes about the film so you can send them to us.

Step 6
Plan on making love to this person you watched this Davenport pick with. If you don’t make love to them that night, make sure you play a game of sexual solitaire.

Step 7
Grab some alcohol, don’t drink too much, and take a nap.

Step 8
Realize the nap was refreshing and treat yourself to a little walk in the park. If a park is too far away, or you hate walking. Grab some 4 wheelers and drive them vigorously through the park. If this is illegal in your current location. Replace 4 wheelers with big wheels and enjoy acting like an 8 year old. (but try not to wet your pants)

Step 9
Wet your pants.

Step 10
Once you’ve realized that wetting your pants is like a warm, soon to be rashy treat, take a shower and relax.

Step 11
Realize no matter how embarrassing your sex life is… it’s not as bad as Ollie’s.

Step 12
Listen to The Directors Cut Radio Show and have at least one laugh. If you don’t laugh. Please return to step 1.

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The Directors Cut Christmas and The World Standing Still

December 17, 2008 admin Leave a comment

So this week we were going to review the Christmas flick with John Leguizamo. But instead, Ollie decided to fuck everything up and go see The Day the Earth Stood Still instead. Dan boycotted because he knew it was going to be filth and didn’t see anything. (he did watch Cool Hand Luke on Blueray and that kicked ass) We count down the Top Ten Movies All About Christmas, Dan also got cornered into recommending a crappy Christmas movie. So life is usual here at The Directors Cut Studio. So get excited for a very new and exciting Christmas show very soon!

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The Directors Cut Will One Day Be Punished!

December 11, 2008 admin Leave a comment

The Directors Cut loves shortnin, shortnin,
The Directors Cut loves shortnin bread.

So send us some BITCHES!!!

Anyhoo this week we review PUNISHER! Davenport is out, but Debra reminds us of Ollie’s first girlfriend… and it may be you, and you don’t even know it!

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