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The Directors Cut vs. 9

9 with Elijah Wood and Tim Burton's post-apocalyptic film
9 with Elijah Wood and Tim Burton's post-apocalyptic film
This week, The Directors Cut reviews 9.  Our top ten list this week was made up of the Top Ten movies with Numbers in the Title.  Dan likes to play with his cat.  The cat is 9-years-old.  Dan is also 9-years-old.  Dan is the cat.

Thanks for the above, “our mysterious being”… (our new web guru, who doesn’t want to get mentioned… yet) Well this is Dan, we are getting back up to date posting all of the shows we’ve missed. Yes, it’s been like a month late, but we are making headway to get things back on track so listen to this show… Tomorrow we should have another show ready to go. Yep, 3 shows in 2 days. ENJOY! Don’t forget to re-click subscribe on the right just in case your podcatcher didn’t dump us.

We also need your votes for next week’s Top Ten list:

The Directors Cut: Takes On Extract Starring Jason Bateman

This is a very nerdy nerd
This is a very nerdy nerd

This week we went went to go see Extract.Our top ten list is Top Ten Movies Without a Plot. Davenport is in Colorado, Ollie is in Spain. But, Sean Gandert hangs out in the studio… being a nerd. Still.

The Directors Cut: We are Inglourious Basterds

World War 2
World War 2

This week on The Directors Cut Radio Program, we go back to war and take on the Inglourious Basterds. Quentin Tarantino’s latest movie  involves scalping and beating the crap out of nazi’s with a baseball bat. Even to our surprise, we came together for another week to bring you reviews, and try to pull you out of your stupid movie blues. Plus, Davenport calls in from CO and gives us a pick of the week. So enjoy our review of Inglourious Basterds and aditional movie whatnots. Give us a listener mail, and tell us what you want to hear about, on our show. Since we’re thinking about a little restructuring here and there. Oh yeah, Ollie (our former co-host, if you have forgotten already), we still think about you. Also, most of our listeners don’t think you’re an idiot.

The Directors Cut Vs. District 9

Indiana Jones' Pissed Off Alien
Indiana Jones' Pissed Off Alien

This week we take on the movie District 9. We count down the Top Ten Pissed-Off Alien Movies! Also, I think I was drinking too much, so you may notice slurred speech and insanity. Davenport has moved to Colorado. He is going to continue phoning in his picks. This week he’s not going to be able to do the show, because he’s moving boxes. But, Luke (and old friend of Davenport, Ollie and I) is in the studio to hang out and do the show with me. But he can’t do the show permanently either, he’s moving to Oregon next week. Debra has been busy with work and may not continue working on the show… so the question is, should the show come to an end? But before we do that, vote below for your top ten WW2 Movies!

The Directors Cut Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

U.S.S. Flagg
U.S.S. Flagg

This week we’re pulling out our plastic toys and are trying to battle Cobra. Ollie had a dusty U.S.S. Flagg in his mothers garage that we broke in and stole. We’re planning on putting it on ebay to see if we can make money for the radio show. Unfortunately since  he used it to sleep on it, it has several various stains on it and I don’t think we’ll make much. But, during the show, we review G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Count down the top ten special forces movies and it’s Davenports last show in the studio. Since you’re here, remember to click subscribe to the right, of this post, and add this show to your iPod. We are here to make you enjoy movies the way we do.

The Directors Cut Takes on Funny People

Funny People PosterWe review the latest Judd Apatow movie, “Funny People”, with Adam Sandler, Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, and Jason Schwartzman. Our top ten list is top ten funny people, plus Sean Gandert from Paste Magazine hangs out in the studio and we discuss the better things in life. Don’t worry we have our G.I. Joe Review Coming Tomorrow… I just got backed up on these posts. I want this one to at least get a day in iPod world.

The Directors Cut vs Orphan

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Orphan Girl is Creepy

Since the Summer movie season has slowed down we decided to review Orphan.  There is not much to say about that movie here, but if you listen to the show we have plenty to say. Well, about something. Our top ten list is top ten movies with Orphans. We count count down the movies that made Orphans stand up and say we are not forgotten.

Also, Ollie is still in Spain. As if any0ne cares. Well I know Ollie cares that we write his name here so here we go:

OLLIE RIGGLE!

I hope that lets him know that we still love him… or at least we love breaking his balls even though he’s in Spain!

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The Directors Cut Radio Program and The Order Of The Phoenix

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Harry Potter is a small boy with a lightening bolt scar on his forehead. No different from Davenport. This boy though does have one minor difference that separates him from Davenport. The boy eventually grows up and finally gets some sweet tang. This week we review Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince. We wonder only one thing, does this film lack the luster since time has passed between this and the previous one? Also, does dampening it down to a PG rating from the previous trend of PG-13’s cause a level weakening? What about the orgy sequence? Do we finally get to see beyond the opaque underwear that Emma Watson wears? Well all of these answers and more! But, you must listen to The Directors Cut! We are the Guys’ Show About Movies!

The Directors Cut Takes On BRUNO

bw_bruno_baby_no_logoThis week we review Bruno. Yes, we check out our most anticipated movie of 2009. Yes, we are Bruno Freaks. We have followed him since the early days of The Ali G. Show. Ollie once had a physical relationship with him (that’s because, if you haven’t noticed already, Ollie is gay). This Austrian fashionista looks into trying to become famous. Throughout his adventure, we meet and greet the people that he meets. Listen to the review and find out for yourself. Are you In or Aus?

The Directors Cut Vs Public Enemies

We review Public Enemies and we count down the top movies of the 20’s. I know it doesn’t sound like a good idea for a show, but Ollie chose it (idiot). But don’t worry. Davenport gives you a pick that is surely going to piss off Shane Van Dyke. So if you know Shane, please let him know, we think he’s an excellent actor, and descent writer. We think just needs to keep from juggling his talents and choose one or the other per project. Multitasking is killing the brilliance of a future for the “movie knock-0ff king.” Also, we eat pie. Ok no pie… why? Debra wouldn’t let us near it. All this and more, on The Directors Cut Radio Program!