The Directors Cut Radio Show Has Spirit! Yes we do! ‘Cause the Bible tells us too! Go team! This week on The Directors Cut we review the movie The Spirit and count down the top ten return from the dead movies! So we decided to show you a group of dead cheerleaders! Yay scary cheerleaders!
Also check out our latest movie called Tooth and Nail!
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Merkin Claus the Holiday Merkin Man and his Alpaca Friend Rudy!
Merry Christmas you Christians! (and any other faith that celebrates the birth of Jesus) Happy Hanukkah you Jews! (which include Dan’s girlfriend) Happy Solstice to those who like to piss the religious off! This week we celebrate capitalism by bringing a strange hairy capitalist, who is both trying to make a buck and see your girlfriend naked at the same time. Merkin Claus visits our studio for a little song, a little dance, and to corrupt Ollie’s nephew. Alpaca fur for one and all. We have also included the wonderful links to our songs so you have to download and play at your next holiday party. They are not for kids, nor are they for most adults either!
Here are the new Holiday Classics. (right click to download)
The Directors Cut Radio Program has designed a self help course for those who need to make it through the holidays. It’s a very simple 12 step program.
Step 1 Forget The Holidays
Step 2 Forget the people you would celebrate the holidays with.
Step 3 Buy yourself something you’d enjoy.
Step 4 Rent a Davenport pick of the week movie.
Step 5 Find a lovely lady/guy to watch this Davenport pick with. If you can’t find someone, come up with jokes about the film so you can send them to us.
Step 6 Plan on making love to this person you watched this Davenport pick with. If you don’t make love to them that night, make sure you play a game of sexual solitaire.
Step 7 Grab some alcohol, don’t drink too much, and take a nap.
Step 8 Realize the nap was refreshing and treat yourself to a little walk in the park. If a park is too far away, or you hate walking. Grab some 4 wheelers and drive them vigorously through the park. If this is illegal in your current location. Replace 4 wheelers with big wheels and enjoy acting like an 8 year old. (but try not to wet your pants)
Step 9 Wet your pants.
Step 10 Once you’ve realized that wetting your pants is like a warm, soon to be rashy treat, take a shower and relax.
Step 11 Realize no matter how embarrassing your sex life is… it’s not as bad as Ollie’s.
Step 12 Listen to The Directors Cut Radio Show and have at least one laugh. If you don’t laugh. Please return to step 1.
So this week we were going to review the Christmas flick with John Leguizamo. But instead, Ollie decided to fuck everything up and go see The Day the Earth Stood Still instead. Dan boycotted because he knew it was going to be filth and didn’t see anything. (he did watch Cool Hand Luke on Blueray and that kicked ass) We count down the Top Ten Movies All About Christmas, Dan also got cornered into recommending a crappy Christmas movie. So life is usual here at The Directors Cut Studio. So get excited for a very new and exciting Christmas show very soon!
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So send us some BITCHES!!!
Anyhoo this week we review PUNISHER! Davenport is out, but Debra reminds us of Ollie’s first girlfriend… and it may be you, and you don’t even know it!
This week we review the new Baz Luhrmann Movie Australia. We count down the top ten movies with a Country/Continent in it’s title. Davenport tells us about a special scene in Home Alone where you can get up close and personal with Macaulay Culkin. Plus, Davenport gives us a special moment and his opinion on your listener mail and a Spanish pick from 1974.
We are The Directors Cut Radio Show and this week we review and discuss the latest of the James Bond empire, Quantum of Solace. Davenport has a pick for us and… Ollie licks something dirty. Debra is missing and Dan try’s his hand at running the board. So check out the show and vote for your favorite movie that was first a best seller, below for next weeks show.
We are The Directors Cut! The guys’ show about movies.
The Director’s Cut Radio Show lost the podcast awards… because of psychotic firefly fans. FIREFLY is DEAD, get over it! But back to our show, we review the movie Role Models and count down the top ten Redemption movies. We also play some KISS! Plus, we kick the crap of a Firefly Geek! Oh wait, that’s this next week. Enjoy the show, but beware, Davenport whips out a large snake that was hidden in his pants. We will win the podcast awards in 2009, if not, we will sell Ollie as a sex slave.
Ollie has pulled out his dusty hi-8 camera and decided to make a very personal home movie. The run-time of the film is just under 6 minutes. His co-star, a jar of petroleum jelly, is looking forward to an Oscar nob… I mean nod. This week we count down the top 10 movies about the porn industry. We also have a very special moment we can’t talk about here, so the only way to find out, you must listen to The Directors Cut!
