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The Directors Cut Reviews Last House on the Left

Wes Craven and Pauley Shore Do A Sexy PoseOn this edition of The Directors Cut we count down the Top Ten Wes Craven Movies and we review Last House on the Left. Ollie tells us his sexy secrets and Davenport has another exciting pick of the week! We also sent out T-Shirts to those who requested shirts. (some of you bastards didn’t include full addresses) But It did cost us a grip of cash per shirt! SO PLEASE DONATE TO THE DIRECTORS CUT! WE’RE BROKE! If you don’t donate to us well… the show will go off the air.

Watchmen – The Directors Cut Radio Show Special Edition

Sally Jupiter Sexy CostumeThis week we take on Watchmen. This special edition episode of The Directors Cut we review the Watchmen movie and contrast it with its graphic novel predecessor. Davenport and Dan have read the novel, Ollie has not. We discuss some of the reasons why mainstream movie-goers may decide to hate the film. We also try to help those who are interested in seeing the film, get a better understanding of it, before going in unexpectedly. With this and all episodes of The Directors Cut, Davenport does have a pick of the week, and we count down the top ten Anti-Hero movies. Enjoy this episode and tell us what you thought of the movie Watchmen by clicking above and sending us some feedback.

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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li Directors Cut Review

kristin kreuk super sexyKristin Kreuk is super sexy. In the new movie we get to see some of the finer parts of her. This is the second film Ollie has ever walked of. I guess I kind of gave away his review of the film. But, As I said before, Kristin Kreuk is super sexy. We also get to hear the tales of Mr. Davenport and the super sexy secrets of Ollie Riggle. Plus Debra is our resident cutie with some stories to tell. Be a part of the greatest show, The Directors Cut!!!

Friday The 13th: The Directors Cut Review

Sexy Jason VorheesJason Vorhees has been the most hostile former camp attendee ever. Mr. Vorhees’ hostility even defeats Bobby Budnick, (Danny Cooksey) the terror of Camp Anawanna. The only difference is victim “Ug” isn’t a small petite blond chick with considerable enhancement to his chest-line. Mr. Vorhees has taken it upon himself to police and promote christian morals, as personally motivated as protesters of planned parenthood centers. The film we reviewed this week has proved droves of heavily christian conservatives have filled the seats or our nations theatres and have opened their pocketbooks to establish their voices to be heard as votes against the views and opinions of a new highly liberal president. This week on our national radio program, that has set the precedent for testosterone infused movie reviews, we discuss the human struggle and passion of Jason Vorhees in Friday The 13th. Also, we collect, tally and chart your votes for the top slasher film characters. Dan organizes a Valentines Day randevu for Oliver with a lucky lady or two.

He’s Just Not Into You: The Directors Cut

Relationship RejectionWe are the guys show about movies. So we decided to go see and review a chick flick. He’s Just Not Into You is not just a bestseller book. It is now one of the greatest battle cry of the dating market. It is not just us guys who are the biggest losers. It’s true, even that hot chick who sat across from you in class, (whom at times, you can see up her skirt, but still not to get too see much) also suffers from dating woes. But the dating pool she swims in, you noticed, is full of jocks or guys who either has, or wants to kicks your ass. So where does that put our show? Well We are the guys show about movies. We are kings of rejection. Our show this week is all about relationship rejections. We answer some of your relationship questions. We also make fun of Ollie. Plus, I think Davenport is going to become very pissed off due to Dan. So, enjoy our show, be a part of our lives, we are The Directors Cut.

Taken: The Directors Cut Review

getting kidnapped sucks
So we count down the Top Ten Kidnapping Movies. Plus, someone has been holding Ollie’s virginity for ransom. Since that is almost impossible, because there is no way of finding out who has the sole possession of it, we deny its demands. Instead, we snack on a small log-shaped mexican treat. Also, Davenport gives us some insite on how voyeristic minors find themselves involved in his sex life. And finally, we review Taken. All this and more on the greatest show about movies, The Directors Cut.

Underworld Rise of the Lycans Directors Cut

Rhona Mitra Plays with her snake

This week we review the new Underworld film Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. This is, as you guessed it, the story about how Lycans came to be. We all went to see Davenports pick this week and are very excited for you to hear all about it! Plus, Debra gives us the latest on DVD… sell she at least tried too. We have recieved hundreds of emails for our FREE T-shirt. Thanks to all that submitted. The first 100 of you that asked for shirts, you will be getting them in a couple of weeks. For those of you that submitted too late, keep an eye out for future posts we will be having more giveaways. Also if you have an Ipod click on our subscribe button to the right and you will get our show downloaded automatically. If you enjoy the show and would like to send us a penny or two, just click on one of the ads to the left, right or on the bottom of this page. Those pennies add up if all of our subscribers helped and clicked just once.

Notorious and Defiance: The Directors Cut

WW2 Pin Up Girl
WW2 Pin Up Girl

Two movies this week, we review both Notorious and Defiance. Plus, we count down the Top Ten WW2 Movies. This is like double the bang for the buck. Since our show is free, I guess we’ve just dropped the value of our show in half! If you want to get this show on your Ipod or mp3 player click on one of the buttons on the right and get the show delivered directly to your mp3 player automatically. Also we are soon giving out shirts to a grip of our listeners. Our first 100 listeners that send us your name and address above by clicking on our feedback form will get a shirt. We mentioned it on the air once and we’re almost out of shirts. So please send it quickly and get your free shirt! You don’t pay anything. REMEMBER WE ARE THE GREATEST SHOW EVER! The Directors Cut, The Guys’ Show About Movies!

The Unborn Directors Cut Review

The 5 year old from Kindergarten Cop that Ollie had a crush on is now all grown up.

Odette Yustman Kindergarten Cop
Odette Yustman Kindergarten Cop

She went from this.

And became this

The Beautiful Oddette Yustman
The Beautiful Odette Yustman

And now she stars in  a film called The Unborn. We can easily get a glimpse of what has made her a star. Ollie may prefer her with Arnie, but I think he prefers anything with the governator. We review The Unborn, we count down the top 10 Return from the Dead Movies. Plus, Davenport gives us a pick to remember.